Full moon

Stumbling down this shiny path of glittering stars
skipping over the new burning ones, too hot to touch!
Oh if only I learned how to surf, I'd be riding this milky way all the way to Pluto.
I know that you like my shoes.
But they are all that keeps me grounded.
My physical body gets bored so easily...then
my mind takes a journey, or my heart dances a number. My head floats higher than I can reach, some days.
Oh how the clouds enjoy the company...
while my soul loves to fly high, spinning in circles.
Some days I just need some hot peppermint tea to clear my chakras.!

You'll never believe us

Ba da bing!
And there goes the basketball ...right off the cello
It's all good groovy dancers
For the djs have endless love for all the lovers out tonight
A tango on the moon
Such a perfect first dance
Then cruel cruel exotic love
Slow dancing in the cemetery
The full moon is too much for the bats dancing in the sky
Oh the battles fought for love on smokey nights!

Such sweet love

A cinnamon heart
And lollipop eyes
A jelly bean nose with a chicklet gum smile.
Liccorice hair and a sour patch bow.
Such a very cherry smile,
but no way to say hello.
Candy Sally is sweet as can be-
I loved her,
then ate her,
now she lives inside me.

Falling in love on an airplane

So lonely on the airplane
No one to talk to
No one to laugh with
Until I noticed you sitting next to me.
Such an interesting attire
Who wouldn't fall in love with you- with your matching hat and boots!
You were so silent...never said a word.
Your chubby cheeks so red...
Were you blushing under that beard?
I could talk to you for hours.
I wish I put you in my purse and took you home.
Who knew I could fall so madly in love with a lawn gnome.

High Tea

Tripled ruffled pink blouse
Purple fake finger nails
Patting the pies
Shaping the skies
Washing it down with a swirling orchid lemonade
White lace shoes laced with pink lace bows
The princess of IceCuben, singing so high
It's a shame the rooftop chateau has no staircase to get down.

Sweetest Thing

Dumbo with the orange swirly bottom
He will have you feeling like you're flying with green winged pigs!
One will give you a secret message
And you will travel to the pink cloud #3129
Then dance dance dance parties
With the glow in the dark drinks
2 cherries and 4 grapefruits
What's a great night without a juicy, magical cocktail ?

World Traveller

whisper your secrets into the passing wind
they will float up
and up
and over and under and sideways
and up, up, up.
they will float across world,
in and out of dreams.
They will float over glittering purple rivers,
and fly over glow in the dark trees.
Some sunny day when you are walking your kangaroo,
you'll have your rubber boots on. Not because it is raining.
But because your heart is crying.
And these worldy secrets, that traveled more than you realize,
will wrap around you.
And embrace you until your heart giggles.

One of a special kind

You are crazy like a tiger
But my, you drink like an acrobatic fish
I, I, I, like your giggles
and those pyschic sayings
make me double blink blink
Your dreams will come true
So keep on skipping
Keep on whistling
Keep on, rocking on!
You are the special prize in a cereal box
They should name a colour after you-
or at least an exotic animal at the zoo

its an out of this world love.

who what where clap.
you want my heart?
im sorry i am already in love.
i want the man on moon.
ive dropped 10,542 pennies in the well
each one drip, drops a different tune
so i sing that tune outside my window
everynight before i go to sleep.
its mine and the man on the moon's love song.
but you and I...we can live in love in the day time.
ill play hopscotch with you...
we could even watch a vcr.
But when the sun sets,
i put on my sexy dress for that man on the moon.
Why am i so obbsessed?
I cant describe my level of love for him.
its just out of this world.

Have no fear

Oh hello.
I am sorry for the disappearance.
I took an escalator to Jupiter.
Met a friendly old alien couple, who had the most wonderful space igloo!
So I stayed for a while, drank some orange tea.
It was a wonderful time,
though I do prefer the Earth's warmer temperatures...
And I don't speak Alien...so the communication was a little bit difficult.
But they were sweet.
And their tea made me see relax, and see things upside down.
Great vacation.

My shadow misses your shadow.

you make me feel like the colour highlighter-pink.
a little too bright sometimes, a little too lalalaaaaaa LOUD.
but you are that little bug that flies around my ears
bzzz bzzzz
but I can never just grab you and make you mine.
GAH!
always out of my constant grasp!
is it because I snap my gum, and take 17 minutes to tie my shoes?
ahh its because I have 97 scarfs, and only wear my favorite 9...?
well I just want you to know.
I've stopped growing flowers in my bathtub.
I've stopped painting my cat's nails. unless it is her birthday.
but I still eat cheese on toast. and black coffee with cinamin.
and no, i still havent learned how to spell cinnamen.
but I still wear my hair the way you like it.
and I memorized your favorite song. in english, french and japenese.
I would enjoy riding behind your scooter again.
I would also enjoy eating your special pickle and vanilla chocolate muffins with you.
so I hear the sun comes up every morning...
do you want to go and see it sometime?

The claws are out!

Stop filling the salt shakers with sugar.
We don't all need to be as sweet as you.
You have a wind machine in your entrance hall,
plugged into your floral wall.
Is it to keep the bad spirits out?
No, it's to keep your skin feeling refreshed!
We don't mean to be so rude to you.
You are fine. Not devine, but with some wine, you are fine.
And of course!
You backcomb your hair with those spiky brushes,
to keep the grey away.
You are like a cat,
prissy with claws and always hissing.
Does licking yourself clean really work?
Sleep with one eye open...
we might get drunk.
you might wake up in a cage.
but we will give you water =)

BIG love

Your eyes staring in one direction
while your mind is sideways upside down!
Your dancing feet are singing two different tunes.
Left foot is
fa-lap
fa-lap
FA-lapping away!
but you just cant stop your right foot's t-t-t-TOE tapping!
Aren't you killing your back dancing with those roses 4 metres tall in your arms?
Well I guess that's what happens when you date a 21 foot tall giant.
He really is sweet. His heart is bigger than most.
But just because he has have a big brain, doesn't mean it's a full brain!
He broke your left hand after putting that 29 pound diamond on it!
Thank God you were born with two hands.

angels and hungry starfish.

Angels with their black and purple harps
But their knee high leather boots are tapping to disco beats!
What a symphony
of schemes and acid trips
Dead roses are opening up to sing along
dazzled by the flashing convertible's lights.
Ruby red lips
death black nails, 2 crazy braids
and pink sparkling eyelashes.
Whispered directions from heartache to harbour.
But don't dive in the cold lake with a full stomache...
The evil starfish will eat you alive!!

so high, so fly

wake up
you dont need drugs to feel high
baby you are living in the 43rd floor penthouse suite!
your doormat sparkles gold, and your doorbell sings opera.
your mouth full of diamonds
has its own crystal toothbrush.
aren't you lucky your shower singing
doesnt break your pink chandeleir!
but oh my-
your pockets are bulging with secrets.
they wiggle around so much in there,
your pants are going to fall down!
dont worry-you can still confide in your teapot.
it wont say a word... its only friend is the kettle.
and that thing sings so much, it has no time for gossip!

Be my guest

we are having a party!
so come over and bring your spoons, dancing shoes and rings .
we are using the popcorn machine!
throw in what you have, and cover your eyes.
in goes your blue bracelet
pop..pop...POP
out comes a purple bowtie!
IN with the keys, headbands and screwdrivers.
OUT comes the nail polishes, tap dancing shoes and backward watches.
but watch your wine glasses, ladies.
drop some of that in there and the whole apartment building will blow up to confetti!

Suzy in Crazyland

Alice in Wonderland had a beautiful best friend.
Her name was Suzy.
But no one knows of her adventure!
She fell down a snake hole and landed in Crazyland.
Her story is much more exciting than Alice's!
She made friends with talking leopards, and dancing stop signs
She got lost in a candy cane maze,
slid down icebergs made of sugar
and danced in a cotton candy tornado.
She sang the alphabet in chinese with hopping slugs.
Then she met a friendly frog who gave her acid
And she went crazy and kookoo
then drowned in the rotten fruit punch pond.
It's a shame Disney didn't make a movie about her instead.

gummi bears are always smiling

Little villagers making their gummi bear village.
There is a gummi green police machine
and blue gummi lagoons.
Pink and purple gummi flamingos who love playing Bingo!
RUN RUN!
Beat the clock!
Don't let the running violin win!
How about we crown the winner the mayor of Gummi Village and make the waffle house for them!
Whatever type of maple syrup they want.
Their favorite colour napkin, with their favorite cup of joe.
And last but not least, they get to pick the colour of the plastic chairs.
Recyled, but plastic of course.
Don't want to think what would happen to the gummi villagers sitting on leather in the middle of summer!

you were created in an upside down glass jar

camo backpack with red leather boots
newspaper written upside down.
good thing you remembered your backward glasses!
your one earphone is in your right ear
the left one tangles like a strange snake around the cord.
your left leg warmer is on inside out
your nose is sitting so pretty, sideways.
but your mismatched shoes are on backwards, silly goose.
at least your eye brows are on right today.

kitchens are so much more interesting than living rooms.

my fridge sings christmas music when you open the doors.
and my shiny ice cube dispenser has 3 options:
lemon, strawberry or pizza flavor
but if you want to make strawberry daquris you must get the ice from the microwave.
cause everyone knows strawberry ice cubes and alcohol tastes like perfume.
move over to the toaster...it will hypnotize you.
and then if you want to hear a splendid symphony, just open the oven!
get blown away by the coffee maker's disco lights.
then make your way to the cupboards, boy do they give great massages!
i love my kitchen so much... i want to be burried there!

ring woof flash love

blink triple time.
click click flash and DAMN!
pick up your shoe, it has been ringing the past 11 minutes and the subway riders have sensitive ears.
but they don't have small hearty. so you can just throw flowers their way.
ring ring call your boyfriend back, tell him about the new trends.
the catwalk is on fire, and the girls are screaming your name.
a world wide superstar.
you are gone so much, never home for more than 1.8 days.
good thing your robot dog is...robotically forgiving.
throw him a battery bone, and he'll love you forever.

don't drown in yourself

the moon, it's cheesy.
and the sun, it's spicy.
we are all losers, stop thinking that life is meant to be won!
you climb us steep ladders, then slide down slippery snakes.
look up, look down. you can look wherever the hell you want!
you have eyes, and a brain. and you can make them do things.
yeah, you might fuck up.
but remember, the sun doesn't give a shit.
it will come up the next day, whether you do good things, or stupid things.
so 2010. how about you just try to do new things?
cause new things could be interesting, tasty, scary, sharp, hot, painful, groovy, wild, confusing, chill, radical, intense, raw, racey.
whatever, new things are real. and you are real. 2010 is real.
so do something real, and out of your silly little unreal box.