We don't all need to be as sweet as you.
You have a wind machine in your entrance hall,
plugged into your floral wall.
Is it to keep the bad spirits out?
No, it's to keep your skin feeling refreshed!
We don't mean to be so rude to you.
You are fine. Not devine, but with some wine, you are fine.
And of course!
You backcomb your hair with those spiky brushes,
to keep the grey away.
You are like a cat,
prissy with claws and always hissing.
Does licking yourself clean really work?
Sleep with one eye open...
we might get drunk.
you might wake up in a cage.
but we will give you water =)
