Her name was Suzy.
But no one knows of her adventure!
She fell down a snake hole and landed in Crazyland.
Her story is much more exciting than Alice's!
She made friends with talking leopards, and dancing stop signs
She got lost in a candy cane maze,
slid down icebergs made of sugar
and danced in a cotton candy tornado.
She sang the alphabet in chinese with hopping slugs.
Then she met a friendly frog who gave her acid
And she went crazy and kookoo
then drowned in the rotten fruit punch pond.
It's a shame Disney didn't make a movie about her instead.
