Monday, January 18, 2010

kitchens are so much more interesting than living rooms.

my fridge sings christmas music when you open the doors.
and my shiny ice cube dispenser has 3 options:
lemon, strawberry or pizza flavor
but if you want to make strawberry daquris you must get the ice from the microwave.
cause everyone knows strawberry ice cubes and alcohol tastes like perfume.
move over to the toaster...it will hypnotize you.
and then if you want to hear a splendid symphony, just open the oven!
get blown away by the coffee maker's disco lights.
then make your way to the cupboards, boy do they give great massages!
i love my kitchen so much... i want to be burried there!