so high, so fly

wake up
you dont need drugs to feel high
baby you are living in the 43rd floor penthouse suite!
your doormat sparkles gold, and your doorbell sings opera.
your mouth full of diamonds
has its own crystal toothbrush.
aren't you lucky your shower singing
doesnt break your pink chandeleir!
but oh my-
your pockets are bulging with secrets.
they wiggle around so much in there,
your pants are going to fall down!
dont worry-you can still confide in your teapot.
it wont say a word... its only friend is the kettle.
and that thing sings so much, it has no time for gossip!

Be my guest

we are having a party!
so come over and bring your spoons, dancing shoes and rings .
we are using the popcorn machine!
throw in what you have, and cover your eyes.
in goes your blue bracelet
pop..pop...POP
out comes a purple bowtie!
IN with the keys, headbands and screwdrivers.
OUT comes the nail polishes, tap dancing shoes and backward watches.
but watch your wine glasses, ladies.
drop some of that in there and the whole apartment building will blow up to confetti!

Suzy in Crazyland

Alice in Wonderland had a beautiful best friend.
Her name was Suzy.
But no one knows of her adventure!
She fell down a snake hole and landed in Crazyland.
Her story is much more exciting than Alice's!
She made friends with talking leopards, and dancing stop signs
She got lost in a candy cane maze,
slid down icebergs made of sugar
and danced in a cotton candy tornado.
She sang the alphabet in chinese with hopping slugs.
Then she met a friendly frog who gave her acid
And she went crazy and kookoo
then drowned in the rotten fruit punch pond.
It's a shame Disney didn't make a movie about her instead.

gummi bears are always smiling

Little villagers making their gummi bear village.
There is a gummi green police machine
and blue gummi lagoons.
Pink and purple gummi flamingos who love playing Bingo!
RUN RUN!
Beat the clock!
Don't let the running violin win!
How about we crown the winner the mayor of Gummi Village and make the waffle house for them!
Whatever type of maple syrup they want.
Their favorite colour napkin, with their favorite cup of joe.
And last but not least, they get to pick the colour of the plastic chairs.
Recyled, but plastic of course.
Don't want to think what would happen to the gummi villagers sitting on leather in the middle of summer!

you were created in an upside down glass jar

camo backpack with red leather boots
newspaper written upside down.
good thing you remembered your backward glasses!
your one earphone is in your right ear
the left one tangles like a strange snake around the cord.
your left leg warmer is on inside out
your nose is sitting so pretty, sideways.
but your mismatched shoes are on backwards, silly goose.
at least your eye brows are on right today.

kitchens are so much more interesting than living rooms.

my fridge sings christmas music when you open the doors.
and my shiny ice cube dispenser has 3 options:
lemon, strawberry or pizza flavor
but if you want to make strawberry daquris you must get the ice from the microwave.
cause everyone knows strawberry ice cubes and alcohol tastes like perfume.
move over to the toaster...it will hypnotize you.
and then if you want to hear a splendid symphony, just open the oven!
get blown away by the coffee maker's disco lights.
then make your way to the cupboards, boy do they give great massages!
i love my kitchen so much... i want to be burried there!

ring woof flash love

blink triple time.
click click flash and DAMN!
pick up your shoe, it has been ringing the past 11 minutes and the subway riders have sensitive ears.
but they don't have small hearty. so you can just throw flowers their way.
ring ring call your boyfriend back, tell him about the new trends.
the catwalk is on fire, and the girls are screaming your name.
a world wide superstar.
you are gone so much, never home for more than 1.8 days.
good thing your robot dog is...robotically forgiving.
throw him a battery bone, and he'll love you forever.

don't drown in yourself

the moon, it's cheesy.
and the sun, it's spicy.
we are all losers, stop thinking that life is meant to be won!
you climb us steep ladders, then slide down slippery snakes.
look up, look down. you can look wherever the hell you want!
you have eyes, and a brain. and you can make them do things.
yeah, you might fuck up.
but remember, the sun doesn't give a shit.
it will come up the next day, whether you do good things, or stupid things.
so 2010. how about you just try to do new things?
cause new things could be interesting, tasty, scary, sharp, hot, painful, groovy, wild, confusing, chill, radical, intense, raw, racey.
whatever, new things are real. and you are real. 2010 is real.
so do something real, and out of your silly little unreal box.