Thursday, December 17, 2009

couple's therapy

'Your canoe is sinking...and you forgot the paddles.'
'Worry not! This is my helicopter!'
'But what about seat belts?'
'We have parachutes.'
'And what about gas?'
'It is solar powered.'
'What the hell do you mean-'
'Shut up and watch......
..
.....
HERE WE GO!'
'We are sinking even more!!!'
'That's what helicopters DO!'
'No, that would make it a submarine.'
'No, this is my under water helicopter!!'
'You are insane!!'
'And you're a talking fish.'
'You're a fucking talking octopus!'
'I'll slap you with my tenticle! Who's the CRAZY ONE NOW BITCH!?'