losing your keys will make your head explode.

'I need keys! I have lost my keys!'
'You don't have a front door.'
'I need a front door! I have lost my front door!'
'How will you stop robbers?'
'How do you?'
'I live on a cliff.'
'I need a cliff!'
'I live on our only cliff.'
'Then... I need a cloud!'
'Jack the Beanstalk lives on the cloud.'
'Well... then I am moving to the moon!'
'The aliens will rob you.'
'I will have a front door.'
'They can open front doors.'
'I will have a lock.'
'You need keys for a lock.'
'I NEED KEYS!!!'

my silver pet

walking my shiny silver haired wolf
he makes me use the polka dotted orange leash
and i brush his hair an extra time before we depart
he wants to impress the neighbour's unicorn
ahhh ohhh awww
cute and innocent puppy love

hey. you. get off of my cloud.

so free so free
just laid back and feeling sunny sun rays
spotlighting every tiny freckle
skin sparkling and music making
but if you throw the tamborine it will change into a robot and come after you!
the sun watches it happen
then scores it out of ten!
champion this year?
heyy its you my dear!

underground cities

let's dig to China.
we will bring crates of raspberries for the underground moles...
in exchange they will give us underground tips and short cuts.
we will stay in their mole hotels, and get free mud masks every morning!
but don't bring your favorite sunglasses, the core of the earth might melt them... didn't ya know?

san fransisco

swinging orange horse, the one with the blue sash.
he nods when you nod, and sways your way.
he has only one leg!
oh but he has the moves.
3 unique fish all tied with thick red ribbon.
one missing a bottom fin, one with a spotted face and one missing half its head!
My advice ...
just stick with the black and white lion winking at you with the beaded mane.