couple's therapy

'Your canoe is sinking...and you forgot the paddles.'
'Worry not! This is my helicopter!'
'But what about seat belts?'
'We have parachutes.'
'And what about gas?'
'It is solar powered.'
'What the hell do you mean-'
'Shut up and watch......
..
.....
HERE WE GO!'
'We are sinking even more!!!'
'That's what helicopters DO!'
'No, that would make it a submarine.'
'No, this is my under water helicopter!!'
'You are insane!!'
'And you're a talking fish.'
'You're a fucking talking octopus!'
'I'll slap you with my tenticle! Who's the CRAZY ONE NOW BITCH!?'

This is your Wonderland.

A bike with 110 seats
and a car with no breaks.
The road with purple polka dot lines.
The clocks with elbows.
green is purple...but what is yellow?
red is pineapple and water is sparkling rose wine.
your hands walk and your feet hiccup
Shake your mirrors and hang up your snowglobes.
Then start all over again!!

drugs and giraffes

the nicest giraffe on this rotating planet lives in the Africa rainforest.
he wears the cutest green plaid shirt.
and a grey winter hat.
he makes red eyed lions laugh when they're down.
and dances with nervous monkeys when their feet cant stop.
little bugs with big pupils love him.
and big animals with giggles want to be him.
who wouldn't love this giraffe?
he has the best mary jane in the whole jungle!!

glow in the dark sneakers

kitten heels & curly red hair
it's the old lady with the fire dragon tattoo
bicycles in circles
and cars in figure 8's
the whole world in sync with the same clock
blue stripped socks pulled over knees
with their bug eyed glasses
hornets follow. to find the path of sweet sweet sugar
don't shoo them away!
they just want your green and yellow running shoes!!

grocery list

travelling through clocks at midnight
twinkling stars that glow purple
open your ears and rub the cloudiness from your eyes
don't let the chemicals take your love away
damage can always be repaired
maybe an extra kiss and a few wishes are needed
just remember to put poptarts and magic dust on the grocery list tomorrow morning

fruity electric moves

WOAH DJ- youre rockin the moves!
but you're just thirsty aren't you.
Banana smoothie or lime?
Health is such an importance, oh the weighted decisions we face!
Your voice is a booming voice that makes mountains shake and tremble!
but are they angry?
no man...just groovin to the tunes!
oh thank goodness. cause the catepillars have made such a beautiful stage for us.
and then we shall take the boat.
I like your thinking..the good thoughts .
THe wave lengths can play funky tricks on your mind.
but that's only if you like the electric eels.
and bananas can make that go away.

Midnight Parking

Don't ever park your car near a bench at night.
At 4:09 am, they wake up and take a stretch.
If something gets in their way, they will be furious.
They will create some serious damage.

losing your keys will make your head explode.

'I need keys! I have lost my keys!'
'You don't have a front door.'
'I need a front door! I have lost my front door!'
'How will you stop robbers?'
'How do you?'
'I live on a cliff.'
'I need a cliff!'
'I live on our only cliff.'
'Then... I need a cloud!'
'Jack the Beanstalk lives on the cloud.'
'Well... then I am moving to the moon!'
'The aliens will rob you.'
'I will have a front door.'
'They can open front doors.'
'I will have a lock.'
'You need keys for a lock.'
'I NEED KEYS!!!'

my silver pet

walking my shiny silver haired wolf
he makes me use the polka dotted orange leash
and i brush his hair an extra time before we depart
he wants to impress the neighbour's unicorn
ahhh ohhh awww
cute and innocent puppy love

hey. you. get off of my cloud.

so free so free
just laid back and feeling sunny sun rays
spotlighting every tiny freckle
skin sparkling and music making
but if you throw the tamborine it will change into a robot and come after you!
the sun watches it happen
then scores it out of ten!
champion this year?
heyy its you my dear!

underground cities

let's dig to China.
we will bring crates of raspberries for the underground moles...
in exchange they will give us underground tips and short cuts.
we will stay in their mole hotels, and get free mud masks every morning!
but don't bring your favorite sunglasses, the core of the earth might melt them... didn't ya know?

san fransisco

swinging orange horse, the one with the blue sash.
he nods when you nod, and sways your way.
he has only one leg!
oh but he has the moves.
3 unique fish all tied with thick red ribbon.
one missing a bottom fin, one with a spotted face and one missing half its head!
My advice ...
just stick with the black and white lion winking at you with the beaded mane.

tip top tornaaaadooo

Blue and silver
With a black top hat!
Tapity Tapity tap tap tap
The rain dance we make
The storm chant we fake
If I didn't have shin splints I could've brewed us a tornado!

Ma belle Emma Love

Red light.
Green light.
Down dancing...beats doing scissor dance!
The purple light makes you glow fushia.
Microphone?
Here you go!
Dirty Mary has the scene.
Hip shakes,, pirouettes
Dirty Mary's never clean.
Strobe light-techno please!
Spotlight!
Your night !!
All night!!!

wacky wacky

Woah roadtrips with those special extra extraterrestrials
Plan plan and picnic too
Yessss
Peanut butter marshmellows
AAND
skor blizzard!
Top it off with your kiwi chips and your koolaid chocolate sauce.

Woooooah singing astronauts

Traveling astronauts
with acoustic guitars
Time travel- no biggie
Party hard for your last days on beautiful green blue and purple dirt.

helloooo flying fishies

purple running waterfall
oh the beauty of the flying fish through the diamonds of h20
back up
one little foot behind another
you should dive in !
and then you transform into the octopus with orange tentacles!
we have no plans tonight anyways

hold your breath

Addicted and you love it
Cameras covering you...
Youre just a present –
Sparkled in diamonds!
Struttin like the princess of the castle.
Its the butterflys you look for...
Pass the by the lame games
Its the chase were here to play for
If you think you can handle this next pitch,
Batters up!

Didn't you know?

The Footh Fairy is now riding the new Triple RX crusin motorcyle.
Well it is 2009... the T.Fairy has to be hip, hop and rockin.

rock steady

7 inch stilettos are hitting the runway
lights camera
and this shit is on
how about some dirty looks
oh hunny, your jaw line could kill
the porcelain masterpiece is rocking each shot
double beats and rock star music
eye lashes batting 3 miles high
its a wink and kiss kind of scene
hit your mark
do your damage.

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rhino stampede from out of the sky

beautiful bears are enjoying their Sunday brunch
picnic table set
place mats laid out
but oh no!
angry rhinos are charging in the sky
they are thundering towards them
closer and closer...
but wait!
cover the bears with their red checkered tablecloth
good thing it has wings!
up up and away
furious rhinos- stop scarring the bears!
sounds like these rhinos just need to make friends.

love your youth

Smiling in the sparkling mirrors
Red lipstick and hair down
The city lights are flashing
Preshow anticipation
The clubs and dance floors love to light you up
The flashing lights and the dance beats
Are making you move
Youre getting your groove
So dance and dance
And live it up
Youre young
Youre supposed to be foolish
Drink up pretty thing,
let loose
This nights for the young ones
Enjoying the show.

dancing artwork

Skipping in odd numbers
Racing the sun as it sets
Paintings are hanging by one little thread
Crash of colour, bang of fairy dust
If you watch the paintings at 5:55 you will see them dance in their frames
Everyone has to exercise daily... especially if you live in a wooden frame!

chippy cheeks

Always feed chipmunks.
They are the ones who sing sweet melodies to your growing flowers at night.

save your soul

walking through the wild flowered arch
the flowers open and sing for your arrival!
pink veil is flowing through the wind
stars are spinning in the sky
turn to the left, and make your dress spin
the birds will fly in your pretty bouquet!
and you will dance and and you will turn
for today the sun is shinning extra orange
and the moon is glowing extra blue
the sky loves to glow all colours
just like your soul, pretty girl

underwater kingdom

The king lobster is making his speech.
Listen for the new rules of the year!
Yes, lets swim near the orange starfish..they always have the latest gossip.
I get to wear my new pink lipstick. 140000 extra points in the bank.
Thank goodness because I can't wait to buy the new gingerbread maker!!

the night traveler

Keep only one clock in your bedroom.
More then one will result in time warping dreams.

time to groove

Pick up your sparkly phone
Listen hard... the message is coming
Do a little dance...and strobe the hall lights
The phone rings its disco beat
And the lamp and carpet move to the grooves
If you put a phone in your kitchen,
The refrigerator can show off his dance skills too

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where I fall is where I land

Load the boat and take your rain coat
A long and rainy ride
If you can steer well enough, you may be able to take shortcuts
Listen to the trees and ignore the gnomes...
they want you to get lost to steal your gold!
Off you go... waving below.

sunny sunshine

It is good luck to look at the sun.

Don't worry about eye damage...

Your eye balls need some summer loving too!

scanning your insides

The projection scans the class to make sure the hearts keep fluttering their delicate wings.
If you have cavaties, you get muffins!
Pearly whites get sugar whipped pink bowed cupcakes !
Here is some strawberry milkshakes made with lillies- it makes your hair shine
Braids and bows!
Perfect hair day till the sun falls asleep

Excercise

running in circles, in figures 2 and 6
with our tangerine short short and lime green tank tops
our sunscreen is smeared in happy faces on both arms
remember the umbrella
and dont forget the smoothies!
grab the chipmunk, our favorite jogging buddy!
running running
singing singing
running singing
as fast as we can

Time for tea

Marble blue eyes and red liquorish hair
Drinks out of smiley mugs, and magazines with glow in the dark font
Subways go bye, and violins sing
The chai tea blends and the spoons dance
Stir 4 times, with the added dash of luck.
When its cooled down, you can sip in your bottomless cup!

Just remember...

Only use a permanent marker in your left hand,
or else it will bite off your pinky and get the hiccups.

Take charge Ms. Director

The leaves create the stage... the roses know the melody.
Entrance now. Cues are set and flashlights on!
Blue lipstick catches the light!
Strawberry dress introduces itself.
Walking stilts! And flying confetti.
Capture and develop.
Take charge Ms. Director. Your show—perfect day!!
Grand curtain and roses fly onstage!
Bow and embrace.

candy kisses

belly tops and turqoise earings

sky high tights and gorgeous curls

running through hula hoops of fire

just to make the short cut to the candy store

lollipops of every colour

candy kisses for everyone pretty!

Tip of the day

If you adopt a scared rabbit

 it will love you 

   and 

lay golden eggs full of glitter luck.

colour wishes in the wind

pink flowers as far as I can see
sing their little lullabies across the lake
whispered dreams! sweet good lucks!
pure and rhyming...so sparkly
smelling of cupcakes and feeling like mist
falling in love with special wishes
forever and ever.

Just remember...

Diagonal stairs go
up up up!
Don't forget your headbands.
They'll give you perfedct balance to go
up up up!
Yes, your little place on the top of your giant bookshelves!
The books will read stories out loud


But only if you carry their favorite stardust!

raise your glass

plip plop
wearing my favorite tangerine

flip flops

bang bang

glitter sparkled

spang spang

triple time

or rockstar time?

sailors! hats!

oh steer the ship

confused pirates are fading out

but summer time is here to stay

burning learning

Will you take me for a tour at your underground mansion?
Id like to borrow your front door. Yes and
I will take your doorbell.
What perfect temperature, your house is so loving!
Take the tea and save the crumpets for the after party!

Story Time for Fairies Only

Princess wants and Princess needs!!
Pink cupackes with my sparkling tiara!!
Ill wear the tutu if you wear the purple wings.
If everyone makes one cupcake we can give out the extras to the whole world!
Sunshine summer days with our cupcakes... perfect royalty times!

Why don't you...

TRY something new today!!
Buy a pink corvette to drive through the ocean to visit Australia.
Pass some underwater concerts, or ride the submarineway.
Wearing your UV protective glasses?
I will give you orange ponchos if you need them.
With youre favorite mocha in hand you will have a nice ride!

bark and leaves

Walking down the side walk the fire hydrant will make sure you are going the right way.

North east- set pacific.

I brought the horseshoe...I predicted we’d need it!
Oh physic powers put to good use!

You walk faster when you listen to the wind. They direct the traffic.

If you pass 4 stop signs- you are on your way!

And if you are tired, our love seats will keep you comfortable.

A little advice for the day.

Don't eat orange bread. You'll turn into a spanish crocodile that only eats fire ants.

Good morning sunshine.

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